1) I watch SRK movies just to laugh at the Muslim guy playing a Hindu character who steals the Girl away from another Muslim/Sikh/Christian guy (see that's how u watch a movie as per the shastras)
2) whenever a rickshaw wala refuses me a ride, I burn his rickshaw down
3) I celebrate religious festivals like Eid and Christmas, so that I
can make them look bad and eat up all the food on the table.
4) I use Sahitya Academy awards as book cases for my Vedas,Purans,Manusmrutis,Kurans,Mithun Chakravarthy, MSG movies and Radhe Radhe dance loop DvD's.
5) I buy music of Ghulam Ali,Begum Akhtar,Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan,etc just to deprive some Pakistani off it
6) I Ridicule the media for being balanced; I mean they show Fortune tellers and God's miracles in the morning and talk about superstition in the evening debates.Bastards!
7) I shoot rationalists and anti religion commentators on a monthly basis as that's a part of my teachings from home,school,books and the secret pro Brahmin Neo nazi Demi Rasputin organization I belong to....Hail Bhadrakali!
8) Vande Matram is a cryptic mass hypnosis mantra which will convert minorities to Hinduism the minute they say it.
9) Every time I embrace a Muslim friend, I am actually practicing Shivaji Maharaj's tiger claw technique
10) Every-time I speak out how wrongly my religion has been portrayed,drawn or interpreted, a movie,book,actress or artist becomes world famous and global!
11) All my Cargos,capris and brown color pants are camouflage over my RSS khaki shorts.
12) I get people of low status locked up in my basement as my forefathers have been claimed to do (sources unknown)
13) Dandiya & Dhol in Navratri & Ganpati is Morse code and that's how the saffron terrorism communicates plus Diwali crackers is the master plan of global destruction....wuuuhhaaaahahahaha!!
14) I only take Right turns never a Left turn and I only go 'straight'!
15) i eat secularism for breakfast,liberalism for lunch and athesim for dinner! burp! Today is 'Upwaas' so you are lucky, you can read this today.... bench-chor!
16) finally I support PM Modi and I think he is the best thing to happen to modern Indian politics and INDIA! There will be screws in the party but there is hope too.....lets give it a chance! There I have said it!! I am now indeed an Intolerant Indian or you have not believed me for last 15 points!!................(to be taken with anti satire salts)................#आहेतेआहे #aaheteaahe (Copyright-Rohan Mankani)
4) I use Sahitya Academy awards as book cases for my Vedas,Purans,Manusmrutis,Kurans,Mithun Chakravarthy, MSG movies and Radhe Radhe dance loop DvD's.
5) I buy music of Ghulam Ali,Begum Akhtar,Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan,etc just to deprive some Pakistani off it
6) I Ridicule the media for being balanced; I mean they show Fortune tellers and God's miracles in the morning and talk about superstition in the evening debates.Bastards!
7) I shoot rationalists and anti religion commentators on a monthly basis as that's a part of my teachings from home,school,books and the secret pro Brahmin Neo nazi Demi Rasputin organization I belong to....Hail Bhadrakali!
8) Vande Matram is a cryptic mass hypnosis mantra which will convert minorities to Hinduism the minute they say it.
9) Every time I embrace a Muslim friend, I am actually practicing Shivaji Maharaj's tiger claw technique
10) Every-time I speak out how wrongly my religion has been portrayed,drawn or interpreted, a movie,book,actress or artist becomes world famous and global!
11) All my Cargos,capris and brown color pants are camouflage over my RSS khaki shorts.
12) I get people of low status locked up in my basement as my forefathers have been claimed to do (sources unknown)
13) Dandiya & Dhol in Navratri & Ganpati is Morse code and that's how the saffron terrorism communicates plus Diwali crackers is the master plan of global destruction....wuuuhhaaaahahahaha!!
14) I only take Right turns never a Left turn and I only go 'straight'!
15) i eat secularism for breakfast,liberalism for lunch and athesim for dinner! burp! Today is 'Upwaas' so you are lucky, you can read this today.... bench-chor!
16) finally I support PM Modi and I think he is the best thing to happen to modern Indian politics and INDIA! There will be screws in the party but there is hope too.....lets give it a chance! There I have said it!! I am now indeed an Intolerant Indian or you have not believed me for last 15 points!!................(to be taken with anti satire salts)................#आहेतेआहे #aaheteaahe (Copyright-Rohan Mankani)
